You don't have to go scouring my social media for weird, wrong, or wild opinions. I'll give them to you right here, right now.
It's all about the use case.
My use case most of the time is to look fly, and dumb watches are more versatile. I don't wear watches for their function, because my phone does what I need. Many of my watches are even broken or aren't synced to the correct time. I do it for the 'fit.
However, smart watches address certain use cases, such as events I want to record or gather data on, such as exercise or sleep.