Even more relevant if you sell physical products. When you ignore the filthy language and break down the lyrics into business speak, there's a lot of gems. This is how I interpret them:
Intro
I've spent nearly eight years in product design, and the years have seasoned me into a driven professional. There are tried and true rules I've observed that will help you avoid obstacles and propel your career forward.
The Commandments, Interpreted
- Don't gloat about success or divulge sensitive information. Those with nefarious or desperate intentions would be able to take advantage of you.
- Keep your cards close to the vest. Sharing too much strategy opens opportunities for competitors to gain an edge. Make strategic moves swiftly.
- Maintain solid boundaries.
- Never misuse business funds or dip into the budget for personal matters.
- Maintain a healthy work-life balance.
- Don't take somebody's word for it, especially in matters of future cash flow or protections. Signatures and checks required and required upfront.
- Mixing family and business can be tricky. Homophobia is always bad, though.
- Keep inventory safe. Keep assets protected.
- Mind your own business. Focus on yourself and your success.
- Know your limitations, strengths, and when to gather more education or experience. Don't get over your skis.